Weekly WIN: malarkey


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Sept. 12, 2025

malarkey

It used to amuse me when former President Joe Biden would utter, "Malarkey!" It's such an old-fashioned word which coincided with his old-fashioned persona at times as "Grandpa Joe."

I started to wonder, "Is there something to this word?" Or is this just one of those words that someone made up? A nonsense word of sorts?

In this investigation, we'll look at register and what a corpus is. We'll look at one characteristic of nouns. We may even run into an eponym.

Let's dive in and find out.


Meaning

What is this word's meaning and how does the word function?

Just for fun, let's look at the Longman dictionary this time around. When I teach vocabulary and when I scientifically study words with students, I start with meaning to anchor the word in the students' minds. If we don't know what a word means and how it functions, then it will not be assimilated into our lexicon. And if we look up a definition in a dictionary and it doesn't make sense, it won't be helpful. Therefore, I often use the Collins dictionary (which I learned of long ago) as a great source of student-friendly definitions.

The Longman serves this job as well. As we turn to the entry for malarkey there, it says it is "things you think are silly or untrue." It also has the notation "informal" just before the entry. This might give us a chance to talk about register. An informal word is not going to be a word to use in an academic setting. However, it works out great in everyday conversation. The Longman also uses examples from a corpus. They even give us the phrase "and all that malarkey."

Longman tells us this word is an "uncountable noun." Students I've worked with say nouns are "people, places, and things," and while that's true, I also teach various ways to insure a word is a noun. One way is if it can be pluralized, or counted. Many nouns can:

apple/apples
wish/wishes
penny/pennies
knife/knives

Some cannot. Like malarkey.

Another way you can test if a word is a noun or not is to see if it can immediately follow an article like the.

That sounds like the malarkey my Grandpa tells us about walking to school in the snow, uphill, both ways.

Structure

What are the elements that make up this word's structure?

Given that I think this is a made-up word, I'll posit it is a free base that cannot be analyzed into further elements. I do not think it has a relationship to the element malevolent or maladjusted. I also doubt it has a relationship to lark, the bird or a frivolous activity.

Let's check the entry in Etymonline to see.

The first thing we see is an alternate spelling without the malarky. This word entered our language in 1924. There may have been a Captain Mullurky character in Australia. There may have also been a relationship to an Irish family name. Regardless, it doesn't appear to be analyzable into any elements.

Relatives

What are the word's relatives and history?

Therefore, it will not have any relatives we can put in a matrix. However, other nonsense words related to nonsense semantically are balderdash, hogwash, bunkum, and folderol.

Some people can bloviate a lot of malarkey.

Graphemes

What can the pronunciation of the word teach us about the relationship of its graphemes and its phonology?

There are some interesting wrinkles as to how this word has come to be spelled. The first syllable is unstressed, with the schwa spelled with . Any vowel, and even a vowel digraph like the mountain, can spell schwa.

The fact that we can leave out the monkey, turkey, or jockey. Words that end in they and obey and there are etymological connections that can be made there.


Next Steps

What concepts from this investigation can we explore next to learn more about the English orthographic system?

Try using the plural test or article test to see if words are nouns. What other uncountable nouns can you find? (hint: think about the things you drink)

What other words might originate from a person, real or fictional, like Captain Mullurky? These words are known as eponyms.

What are those etymological connections with they and obey? What other word in the family help you to remember to spell those words with an


It's a bit of a chaotic world out there. Try to stay away from any malarkey.

Stay curious,

Brad

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